buttart:

animals-riding-animals:

wombat riding turtle

the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place

buttart:

animals-riding-animals:

wombat riding turtle

the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

(via jamieisaunicorn1432)


ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


what if we all got paper lol

GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

(via jamieisaunicorn1432)



andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

(via dracomxlfxy)


brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

(via jamieisaunicorn1432)


i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

image

imageimage

I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

image

He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

(via zaynsbro)


revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

(via dracomxlfxy)


princessannaofarandelle:


disneytasthic:

kid:

This actually always made me really upset

Well why wouldn’t it? You cut off the poor guy’s wings.

wait what

princessannaofarandelle:

disneytasthic:

kid:

This actually always made me really upset

Well why wouldn’t it? You cut off the poor guy’s wings.

wait what

(via lemondrab)


beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

(via nicoldemort)


tyleroakley:

Let us never forget that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist.

(via birdsturnhimon)


voicetoosmooth:

jazelq:

HER HAIR IS FINALLY DOWN

She looks… mature.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

image

(via benedictcumberflumber)


notprocrastinating:

vincent van gogh: pls buy my paintings

person: lol no thanks

vincent van gogh: 

image

(via benedictcumberflumber)


brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

(via dracomxlfxy)